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Singin' Songs of the 70s in my Car, I'm Still a
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Take it to the limit one more time.

« Reply #11040 on: March 21, 2017, 2:00:25 pm »

Q. I know it was a close election for department chair, but aren't you being just a tad paranoid about your loss?

A. I was told to show our university's president's daughter to her new office.

"Years ago my mother used to say...in this world, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.  Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant...."
   - Elwood P. Dowd
Stone cold humanist and finally a
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« Reply #11041 on: March 21, 2017, 6:12:25 pm »

Q:  What's new over in the program for Nepotism Studies?

A:  If you'll be my Dixie chicken, I'll be your Tennessee lamb.

In my opinion, Secundem_artem is precisely correct. 

I think secundem_artem, rather, has hit the nail on the head.
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« Reply #11042 on: March 21, 2017, 7:07:45 pm »

How red is that state you're moving to?

It started out as a Midsummer Night's Dream and ended a Rocky Horror Picture Show.
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« Reply #11043 on: March 21, 2017, 9:14:04 pm »

Q. If you were to look back at the presidency in 2018, what metaphor would you give it?

A. I took a shortcut, but it was just as well that it was a dead end.
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