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london1
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« Reply #11040 on: March 21, 2017, 2:00:25 pm »

Q. I know it was a close election for department chair, but aren't you being just a tad paranoid about your loss?

A. I was told to show our university's president's daughter to her new office.
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"Years ago my mother used to say...in this world, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.  Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant...."
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secundem_artem
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« Reply #11041 on: March 21, 2017, 6:12:25 pm »

Q:  What's new over in the program for Nepotism Studies?

A:  If you'll be my Dixie chicken, I'll be your Tennessee lamb.
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In my opinion, Secundem_artem is precisely correct. 

I think secundem_artem, rather, has hit the nail on the head.
brixton
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« Reply #11042 on: March 21, 2017, 7:07:45 pm »

How red is that state you're moving to?

It started out as a Midsummer Night's Dream and ended a Rocky Horror Picture Show.
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« Reply #11043 on: March 21, 2017, 9:14:04 pm »

Q. If you were to look back at the presidency in 2018, what metaphor would you give it?

A. I took a shortcut, but it was just as well that it was a dead end.
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secundem_artem
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« Reply #11044 on: March 27, 2017, 1:30:05 pm »

Q:  How come you are still here and well while Little Red Riding Hood has met with such a sticky end?

A:  Just as soon as they carve Trump's face into a mountain in South Dakota.
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I think secundem_artem, rather, has hit the nail on the head.
conjugate
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« Reply #11045 on: March 27, 2017, 3:42:00 pm »

Q:  So, when are you going to give up and accept that scrapping the ACA is The Will Of The People (TM)?

A:  No, I'll be at home, curled up in the fetal position and whimpering quietly at that time.
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Unfortunately, I think conjugate gives good advice.
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« Reply #11046 on: March 27, 2017, 6:58:51 pm »

Q. Are you going to the celebration of the end of the year of teaching?

A. Grinning all the way.
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annmarie
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« Reply #11047 on: March 29, 2017, 9:10:53 am »

Q.  And what should I have told him when I saw the "table" he had created?

A.  It must be dust.
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london1
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« Reply #11048 on: March 31, 2017, 11:54:39 am »

Q. What is that on your manuscript?

A.  Mrs. Brown, you've got a lovely daughter.
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« Reply #11049 on: April 03, 2017, 5:15:11 pm »

Q. Which Herman and the Hermits song is your favorite?

A. That was a good song, but I didn't catch the author.
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secundem_artem
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« Reply #11050 on: April 03, 2017, 5:31:55 pm »

Q:  Are you enjoying the concert here by the Quidditch Team Kazoo and Triangle Orchestra?

A:  $28!!!  I'm not made of money you know!!
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In my opinion, Secundem_artem is precisely correct. 

I think secundem_artem, rather, has hit the nail on the head.
melba_frilkins
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« Reply #11051 on: April 03, 2017, 5:47:54 pm »

Q: Why didn't you have anesthesia during your dental surgery? How much extra were they charging?

A:  I'm pretty sure it's Monday, but not entirely certain.
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london1
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I remember finding out about you.


« Reply #11052 on: April 04, 2017, 11:02:30 am »

Q. How was your spring break?

A. They never change the menu.
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"Years ago my mother used to say...in this world, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.  Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant...."
   - Elwood P. Dowd
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« Reply #11053 on: April 04, 2017, 11:23:14 pm »

Q. What do you hate about MacDonalds other than the sawdust burgers?

A. He was galloping, galloping, but he hit the wall.
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london1
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I remember finding out about you.


« Reply #11054 on: April 05, 2017, 2:22:50 pm »

Q. Why is the equestrian studies faculty candidate out of the running?

A. Don't blame me, it was the graduating class gift.
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"Years ago my mother used to say...in this world, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.  Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant...."
   - Elwood P. Dowd
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