Here Are 88 Weird College-Owned Trademarks, Arranged as a Poem

Filed: 2006

Potential Use: Educating at senior high schools; education services in the nature of courses at the university level; education services, namely, providing tutorial sessions in the field(s) of math and science; Educational testing.

Filed: 2008

Potential Use: Club services, namely, promoting the interests of athletes, coaches, fans, supporters and administration of the University of South Carolina in a joint effort to build and maintain nationally prominent athletic programs that will battle for championships

Filed: 2009

Potential Use: T-shirts

Filed: 2014

Potential Use: Caps; Hats; Jackets; Pants; Shirts; Shorts; Sweat pants; Sweatshirts; T-shirts

Filed: 2008

Potential Use: health care services.

Filed: 2010

Potential Use: Footwear, headgear, namely hats and caps, clothing, namely, shirts, pants, jackets, and tops

Filed: 1998

Potential Use: Apparel, namely, t-shirts

Filed: 2012

Potential Use: Beverage glassware, Athletic apparel, namely, shirts, pants, jackets, footwear, hats and caps, athletic uniforms.

Filed: 2012

Potential Use: conducting college-level sports events; and providing stadium facilities for sporting and entertainment events.

Filed: 2012

Potential Use: Posters; decals, Travel bags; luggage tags, Chairs, : Household utensils, namely, spatulas, Shirts, Flying disks, : Entertainment in the nature of competitions in the field of athletics

Filed: 2007

Potential Use: Blanket throws

Filed: 2006

Potential Use: t-shirts

Filed: null

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Filed: 2013

Potential Use: Clothing items for men, women, and children, namely, shirts and t-shirts

Filed: 2014

Potential Use: Education services, namely, providing courses in the field of law

Filed: 2003

Potential Use: Shirts; t-shirts; jerseys; tank tops; sweat shirts; sport shirts; golf shirts; night shirts; jackets; coats; parkas; sweaters; pants; shorts; sweat pants; scarves; headwear; head bands; sweat bands; caps; hats; boxer shorts; bandannas

Filed: 1997

Potential Use: bumper stickers, nonmetal key holders

Filed: 2009

Potential Use: T-shirts; uniforms.

Filed: 1996

Potential Use: clothing, namely, shirts.

Filed: 2013

Potential Use: Bumper stickers; Magnetic bumper stickers; Stickers; Stickers and transfers

Filed: 2012

Potential Use: Educational services, namely, providing courses and training in the field of university research administration.

Filed: 1981

Potential Use: Promoting Interest in University Athletics Through the Formation and Maintenance of Sports Fan Clubs.

Filed: 1995

Potential Use: metal auto tags; metal keychains; metal litter baskets; metal parking signs; pencil cups; paper napkins and placemats; paper/cardboard lawn signs, notebooks; paper note and letter pads; posters; decals; temporary tattoos in the nature of decals for use on skin; bumper stickers; pocket date keepers; calendars; pens; pencils; binders; stationery; pad holders in the nature of stationery portfolios; scrapbooks/photo albums; postcards; paper name badges; giftwrap; bookmarks; playing cards; Christmas cards; vinyl ID and floppy disk holders; umbrellas; tote bags; backpacks; all-purpose sports bags; wallets; briefcase-type portfolios; leather and imitation leather cube-shaped trunks; pet sweaters; mirrors; illuminated mirrors; director’s chairs; novelty plastic signs with suction cups for glass, windows, and other smooth surfaces; non-metal keychains; non-metal parking signs; plaques; rockers/captain’s chairs; footstools; ornamental novelty pins; ornamental novelty buttons; stadium seats and cushions; chair pads; mugs; ceramic beverage glassware; cups; plates; tumblers; drinking glasses; ceramic banks and figures; soap dishes; toothbrush holders; tankards; crystal beverage glassware; stadium blankets; throws; pillows; cloth flags; felt pennants; cloth banners; Christmas stockings; drawstring bags; towels; afghans; blankets; tablecloths; handkerchiefs; cloth napkins; cloth placemats; bedspreads; cloth wall hangings; spirit flags for cars; stadium blankets; throws; pillows; cloth flags; felt pennants; cloth banners; Christmas stockings; drawstring bags; towels; afghans; blankets; tablecloths; handkerchiefs; cloth napkins; cloth placemats; bedspreads; cloth wall hangings; spirit flags for cars; teddy bears; cheerleader dolls; Christmas ornaments; board games; decorative balloons; indoor basketballs; stuffed animals; autograph dogs; hand puppets; kites; golf balls; baseballs; basketballs; footballs; lacrosse balls and sticks; basketball backboards; cardboard kaleidoscopes; decorative windsocks; flying disks; entertainment services, namely conducting college-level sports events and educational and entertainment activities

Filed: 1992

Potential Use: paper napkins and placemats; paper/cardboard lawn signs; paper note pads; posters; decals; temporary tattoos in the nature of decals for use on skin; bumper stickers; calendars; pens; pencils; binders; stationery; pad holders in the nature of stationery portfolios; postcards; bookmarks; playing cards; T-shirts, shorts, sweatshirts, cotton tops, fleece sweatshirts and pants, boxer shorts, infant and toddler sports shirts, sweatshirts, sweatpants, bib overalls, T-shirts, shorts, diaper pants, and socks, aprons, bibs, children’s warm-up suits, headwear, gloves, sneakers, earmuffs, knit tops, athletic jerseys, dog sweaters, scarves, nightgowns

Filed: 2007

Potential Use: Promoting public awareness through a public messaging educational campaign to alleviate and prevent illegal dumping and littering in the State of Nevada

Filed: null

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Filed: 2009

Potential Use: charitable fundraising services by means of organizing, managing and supervising fundraising events, namely, entertainment in the nature of charity balls and dinners; charitable fundraising services by means of organizing community sporting and cultural events, to support individuals and organizations engaged in the furtherance of the nursing profession; charitable fundraising services for the purpose of funding educational scholarships.

Filed: 2010

Potential Use: Fresh apples; living trees, namely, apple trees; and apple tree seeds

Filed: 2011

Potential Use: Bathing suits; Bibs not of paper; Bow ties; Dresses; Fleece tops; Headwear; Jackets; Jerseys; Layettes; Leggings; Lounge pants; Maternity clothing, namely, shirts; Pajamas; Pants; Rompers; Scarves; Shirts; Shoes; Shorts; Skirts; Skorts; Socks; Sweaters; T-shirts; Ties; Under garments; Uniforms; Vests; Wrist bands

Filed: 2005

Potential Use: Bone cement for medical purposes

Filed: 1997

Potential Use: probes used for obtaining aerosol samples from industrial and power utility smokestacks and process streams.

Filed: 1999

Potential Use: Computer program for learning and review of practical human anatomy and its clinical application

Filed: 1996

Potential Use: non-medicated lotions, namely, skin, facial, and body lotions.

Filed: 1995

Potential Use: computer software and instructional manuals provided as a unit, for accessing, collecting, and filtering electronic news clippings and for transmitting and receiving news information on a global computer information network.

Filed: 2003

Potential Use: Metal license plates, Paper goods and printed matter; namely, stickers, [bumper stickers,] decals, [notebooks, spiral notebooks, loose leaf binders;] pens and pencils, Clothing; namely, t-shirts, [shorts,] sweatshirts, [fleece jackets,] sweatpants, baseball hats, and [university athletic team jerseys].

Filed: 2006

Potential Use: Computer software for use in virtual reality clinical simulation in the field of medical training and education; educational services, namely, providing online educational programs in the field of medical training and education; providing temporary use of non-downloadable software for use in virtual reality clinical simulations in the field of medical training and education

Filed: 2010

Potential Use: Milk and dairy products excluding ice cream, ice milk and frozen yogurt.

Filed: 2010

Potential Use: Educating at university or colleges.

Filed: null

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Filed: 1990

Potential Use: clothing, namely, t-shirts, sweatshirts, hats, caps, jackets, sweaters, shorts, pajamas, shoes, and socks.

Filed: 2012

Potential Use: Providing educational information in the field of birth control and pregnancy prevention.

Filed: 2002

Potential Use: a rod equipped with electronic sensors capable of communicating information regarding the level, quality and contamination of engine oil to a compatible computer system

Filed: 2014

Potential Use: Education services in the nature of courses at the university level and distribution of educational material in connection therewith; educating at universities or colleges; providing a website that features information about higher education services, namely, journalism, journalism education, journalism teaching methods and journalism workshops; providing information about education; conducting educational workshops in the field of journalism and journalism teaching methods; education services in the nature of journalism courses at the university and university graduate level, and distribution of educational materials in connection therewith.

Filed: 2012

Potential Use: T-shirts

Filed: 2007

Potential Use: Bottled water.

Filed: 2008

Potential Use: Printed instructional, educational and teaching materials in the field of education directed to teachers and educators for use in improving the literacy skills of adolescents. Education services, namely, providing training and instruction in the field of education directed to teachers and educators for use in improving the literacy skills of adolescents; and distribution of course materials in connection therewith.

Filed: 2008

Potential Use: health care services.

Filed: 2006

Potential Use: Clothing, namely, t-shirts

Filed: 1994

Potential Use: oranmental novelty buttons; clothing, namely sweatshirts and T-shirts

Filed: 2006

Potential Use: Public relations.

Filed: 2011

Potential Use: Education and entertainment services, namely, providing course of instruction at the university level; research in the field of education; arranging and conducting athletic events and tournaments, exhibitions, conferences, live performances and festivals.

Filed: null

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Filed: 2003

Potential Use: Conducting marketing studies in the field of social norms; providing marketing consultation and research services; providing marketing consultation and research in the field of media advocacy and strategy; preparation of custom advertisements and custom promotional products for others; conducting market research surveys and public opinion polls; preparing, designing, evaluating and implementing promotional campaigns for others promoting public awareness of the need for positive reinforcement, healthier behavior and attitudes, adherence to community values, and public outreach.

Filed: 2003

Potential Use: career counseling directed to undergraduate and graduate college students on-campus and via the internet

Filed: 2014

Potential Use: Printed materials, namely, certificates, awards, brochures in the field of financial and financial aid literacy, scholarships, student borrowing and student loan repayment, paper banners, paper letterhead, business cards, note cards, envelopes, stationary, name tags, folders, postcards, printed presentations, namely, printed handouts and printed presentations of motivational and educational speakers in the field of financial and financial aid literacy, scholarships, student borrowing and student loan repayment, forms, booklets in the field of financial and financial aid literacy, scholarships, student borrowing and student loan repayment, manuals in the field of financial and financial aid literacy, scholarships, student borrowing and student loan repayment, informational flyers in the field of financial and financial aid literacy, scholarships, student borrowing and student loan repayment, leaflets in the field of financial and financial aid literacy, scholarships, student borrowing and student loan repayment, posters, magazines in the field of financial and financial aid literacy, scholarships, student borrowing and student loan repayment, greeting cards; Promoting public interest in education, career advancement, and leadership; promoting interest in financial aid literacy; promoting awareness of the importance of education; recruitment of students for higher education; promoting public interest in education in the nature of e-mail blasts campaigns in the field of financial and financial aid literacy, student borrowing and student loan repayment; Financial services, namely, financial aid consultation, and financial aid in the nature of loan financing, providing educational scholarships, providing grants to individuals, and savings programs for students; Providing a website featuring information about higher education and higher education resources; on-line journals, namely, blogs featuring information about higher education and higher education resources; on-line electronic newsletters and brochures delivered by e-mail, instant messaging, text messaging, social media, and electronic media in the field of financial and financial aid literacy, student borrowing and student loan repayment; providing information via e-mail, instant messaging, text messaging, social media, and electronic media to students concerning financial and financial aid literacy, student borrowing and student loan repayment

Filed: 2014

Potential Use: Printed materials, namely, certificates, awards, brochures in the field of financial aid literacy, paper banners, paper letterhead, business cards, note cards, envelopes, stationary, name tags in the nature of paper name badges, folders, postcards, printed presentations, namely, printed handouts and printed presentations of motivational and educational speakers in the field of financial aid literacy, forms, booklets in the field of financial aid literacy, manuals in the field of financial aid literacy, informational flyers in the field of financial aid literacy, leaflets in the field of financial aid literacy, posters, magazines in the field of financial aid literacy, greeting cards; Promoting public interest in education, career advancement, and leadership; promoting interest in financial aid literacy; promoting awareness of the importance of education; recruitment of students for higher education; promoting public interest in education in the nature of e-mail blasts campaigns in the field of financial aid literacy; Financial services, namely, financial aid consultation, and financial aid in the nature of loan financing, providing educational scholarships, providing grants to individuals, and savings programs for students; Providing a website featuring information about higher education and higher education resources; on-line journals, namely, blogs featuring information about higher education and higher education resources; on-line electronic newsletters and brochures delivered by e-mail, instant messaging, text messaging, social media, and electronic media in the field of in the field of financial aid literacy; providing information via e-mail, instant messaging, text messaging, social media, and electronic media to students concerning financial aid literacy

Filed: 2014

Potential Use: Printed materials, namely, certificates, awards, brochures in the field of financial aid literacy and loan borrowing for higher education, paper banners, paper letterhead, business cards, note cards, envelopes, stationary, name tags in the nature of paper name badges, folders, postcards, printed presentations, namely, printed handouts and printed presentations of motivational and educational speakers in the field of financial aid literacy and loan borrowing for higher education, forms, booklets in the field of financial aid literacy and loan borrowing for higher education, manuals in the field of financial aid literacy and loan borrowing for higher education, informational flyers in the field of financial aid literacy and loan borrowing for higher education, leaflets in the field of financial aid literacy and loan borrowing for higher education, posters, magazines in the field of financial aid literacy and loan borrowing for higher education, greeting cards; Promoting public interest in education, career advancement, and leadership; promoting interest in financial aid literacy; promoting awareness of the importance of education; recruitment of students for higher education; promoting public interest in education in the nature of e-mail blasts campaigns in the field of financial aid literacy and loan borrowing for higher education; Financial services, namely, financial aid consultation, and financial aid in the nature of loan financing, providing educational scholarships, providing grants to individuals, and savings programs for students; Providing a website featuring information about higher education and higher education resources; on-line journals, namely, blogs featuring information about higher education and higher education resources; on-line electronic newsletters and brochures delivered by e-mail, instant messaging, text messaging, social media, and electronic media in the field of in the field of financial aid literacy and loan borrowing for higher education; providing information via e-mail, instant messaging, text messaging, social media, and electronic media to students concerning financial aid literacy and loan borrowing for higher education

Filed: 2014

Potential Use: Printed materials, namely, certificates, awards, brochures in the field of financial literacy and higher education loan repayment, paper banners, paper letterhead, business cards, note cards, envelopes, stationary, name tags in the nature of paper name badges, folders, postcards, printed presentations, namely, printed handouts and printed presentations of motivational and educational speakers in the field of financial literacy and higher education loan repayment, forms, booklets in the field of financial literacy and higher education loan repayment, manuals in the field of financial literacy and higher education loan repayment, informational flyers in the field of financial literacy and higher education loan repayment, leaflets in the field of financial literacy and higher education loan repayment, posters, magazines in the field of financial literacy and higher education loan repayment, greeting cards; Promoting public interest in education, career advancement, and leadership; promoting interest in financial aid literacy; promoting awareness of the importance of education; recruitment of students for higher education; promoting public interest in education in the nature of e-mail blasts campaigns in the field of financial literacy and higher education loan repayment; Financial services, namely, financial aid consultation, and financial aid in the nature of loan financing, providing educational scholarships, providing grants to individuals, and savings programs for students; Providing a website featuring information about higher education and higher education resources; on-line journals, namely, blogs featuring information about higher education and higher education resources; on-line electronic newsletters and brochures delivered by e-mail, instant messaging, text messaging, social media, and electronic media in the field of in the field of financial literacy and higher education loan repayment; providing information via e-mail, instant messaging, text messaging, social media, and electronic media to students concerning financial literacy and higher education loan repayment

Filed: 2006

Potential Use: Educational services, namely and online computer web site providing lectures, courses, field workshops, seminars, and certification classes to healthcare personnel and other individuals in the field of responding to natural and mandmade disasters or acts of terrorism in the field of medical emergencies.

Filed: 2010

Potential Use: Educational services, namely, providing instruction in the field of commercialization of new technologies in the field of art.

Filed: 2013

Potential Use: Educational services, namely, providing instruction in the field of commercialization of new technologies in the fields of science, technology, engineering and math.

Filed: 2013

Potential Use: Education services, namely, providing instruction in the field of commercializing new technologies in the field of healthcare.

Filed: 2000

Potential Use: Providing electronic value transfer services in the nature of convenience points placed on a smart card in lieu of cash for the purchase of Potential Use.

Filed: 2000

Potential Use: Providing electronic value transfer services in the nature of convenience points places on a smart card in lieu of cash for the purchase of Potential Use

Filed: null

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Filed: 2004

Potential Use: Clothing and children’s clothing, namely, tops, shirts, tee-shirts, sweat shirts, pants, sweat pants, trousers, blouses, shorts, sweaters, belts, ties, coats, jackets, dresses, underwear, swimwear, gloves, scarves, socks and hosiery, footwear and headwear; team uniforms, sneakers and footwear and headwear for all collegiate sports, including, baseball, football, basketball, volleyball, hockey, soccer, lacrosse, golf, tennis, water polo, rowing, archery and others; Games and playthings, namely, stuffed toy animals, disc toss toys, action skill games, baby rattles and baby rattles incorporating teething rings, baby multiple activity toys; sporting equipment and athletic gear, namely, balls, bats, sticks, pucks, clubs, bows and arrows, and safety padding, for use in collegiate sports, namely, baseball, football, basketball, volleyball, hockey, soccer, lacrosse, golf, tennis, water polo, rowing and archery; decorations for Christmas trees; Educational services, namely, providing training in the field of arts, engineering, humanities, math and sciences; entertainment services, namely, conducting training programs, courses of instruction at the university level, workshops and seminars in the fields of arts, engineering, math and sciences; providing educational speakers for public lectures; organizing exhibitions for education, sporting and cultural purposes

Filed: 2013

Potential Use: Charitable fundraising services for cancer research and treatment

Filed: 1995

Potential Use: robots which are designed to be self-propelled in water and used for oceanographic search operations, seabed mapping, fisheries management, naval surveillance, pollution monitoring, and undersea filming.

Filed: 2008

Potential Use: Handheld personal computers

Filed: 2008

Potential Use: Books in the field of RNA and evolution; Scholarly books on various topics, namely, RNA and evolution

Filed: 2007

Potential Use: clothing, namely, hats, caps, shirts, t-shirts, jackets, jerseys, wind resistant jackets and sweatshirts

Filed: 2004

Potential Use: Scientific and Photographic Apparatus, namely portable microscopes containing miniature, self-illuminated video camera with interchangeable magnifying lens located at the end of cable and permitting microscopic examination, transmission, imaging, photographic and video recording of objects, samples, tissues and/or organisms not easily examined with traditional microscopes; Medical Apparatus; namely portable microscopes containing miniature, self-illuminated video camera with interchangeable magnifying lens located at the end of cable and permitting microscopic examination of objects, samples, tissues and/or organisms not easily examined with traditional microscopes.

Filed: 2013

Potential Use: Paper products, namely, bookmarks and stickers; printed matter, namely, magazines featuring information related to university-level education and athletics

Filed: 2009

Potential Use: Water filtering apparatus.

Filed: 2011

Potential Use: Jewelry; Rubber or silicon wristbands in the nature of a bracelet.

Filed: 2006

Potential Use: research in the field of genetics; research and development of new products for others; professional consulting services in the field of agricultural-chemistry and agricultural-biology; technology commercialization services, namely, assisting businesses in transforming ideas into commercial products in the nature of product development for others, all in the fields of bioproducts, agricultural-chemistry and agricultural-biology sciences, biotechnology, bio-based materials and products, bioenergy, and biochemistry.

Filed: 2002

Potential Use: educational services, namely, conducting classes, seminars and workshops in the fields of nutrition, weight loss, weight management, exercise, and healthy lifestyles; and distribution of educational materials and other printed materials in connection therewith; counseling services in the area of exercise. counseling services in the areas of nutrition, diet, weight loss, and weight management.

Filed: null

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Filed: 2013

Potential Use: Providing information to prospective university students, alumni, and other constituents regarding the educational and research opportunities available at the university, the quality of the university’s academic programs, and other education-related information, to help students, alumni and other constituents determine whether they should attend or engage with the university

Filed: 2007

Potential Use: Educational services in the nature of courses at the university level.

Filed: 1993

Potential Use: educational services; namely, providing courses of instruction at the college level

Filed: 1992

Potential Use: educational services; namely, promoting environmental and energy awareness through programs, classes and seminars

Filed: 2010

Potential Use: educational services, namely, providing instruction and training at the undergraduate, graduate, postgraduate, university, professional, preparatory, pre-college, continuing education and community levels; educational services, namely, providing courses of instruction and training, classes, seminars and programs in the field of medicine, nursing, public health, arts and sciences, engineering, education, business, international studies and music; educational services, namely, conducting distance learning instruction at the university level; continuing education services, namely, providing live and on-line classes, seminars, workshops and programs in the fields of medicine, nursing, public health, arts and sciences, engineering, education, business, international studies, music and public safety leadership; healthcare, hospitals, and medical services; medical clinics, medical testing for diagnostic or treatment purposes, mental health services; hospice; home health care services; nursing services; managed health care services; providing medical and health information; health care in the nature of maintenance organizations

Filed: 2013

Potential Use: Educational and entertainment services, namely providing educational speakers in the fields of faith and religion, and organizing, conducting and hosting social entertainment events related to the foregoing.

Filed: 1996

Potential Use: printed materials, namely, newspaper columns dealing with research techniques and educational research issues; providing an interactive on-line research service on a variety of topics directed toward elementary school, secondary school, and college level students via a global computer network.

Filed: 1999

Potential Use: series of motion picture films featuring astronomy and astrophysics and other topics related to the creation and evolution of the universe

Filed: 2006

Potential Use: Health care services; hospital services; medical clinics; medical counseling; medical evaluation services, namely, functional assessment program for patients receiving medical services for purposes of guiding treatment and assessing program effectiveness; medical services; nutrition counseling; physical rehabilitation services; providing information in the fields of diseases, disease prevention, health care, medicine and medical services; and providing information via a global communications network in the fields of diseases, disease prevention, health care, medicine and medical services.

Filed: 2003

Potential Use: Educational services, namely, conducting classes, seminars, training programs and conferences in the field of medicine and biomedical services; Medical services, namely, medical and health care services, and hospital services.

Filed: 2006

Potential Use: educational services, namely, conducting college and graduate level courses in engineering and other related courses in the fields of mathematics and applied sciences.

Filed: 1995

Potential Use: publications, namely, a monthly program guide for a radio station.

Filed: null

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Filed: 1990

Potential Use: education and entertainment services; namely, a television program discussing issues of concern in New Mexico and current events

Filed: 1994

Potential Use: entertainment in the nature of on-going radio programs.

Filed: 2013

Potential Use: Educational and entertainment services, namely, the provision of a series of video segments about the achievements and activities of students, faculty and alumni delivered by television and the internet.

Filed: 2008

Potential Use: Entertainment in the nature of competitions in the field of athletics.

Filed: 2004

Potential Use: Clothing, namely, T-shirts, sweatshirts, hats

Filed: 2013

Potential Use: Metal key chains and key fobs; Decals, stickers and paper flags; Plastic flags; plastic key chains and fobs; Mugs, glasses, namely, beverage glassware and drinking glasses; Flags made from fabric or cloth; Clothing, namely, t-shirts, polo style shirts, sweatshirts, hats; Organizing exhibitions in the nature of sporting events for collegiate athletics, namely, collegiate tournaments, and collegiate football games; Arranging and conducting educational conferences; Organizing festivals featuring a variety of activities, namely, sporting events; arranging and conducting athletic competitions

Filed: 2005

Potential Use: Computer software for compliance with state and local taxes, namely coding, computing, reporting, filing and remitting, payment of state, city and county sales and use taxes; automated computer programs for assigning taxes to direct pay permit users, fixed asset purchases and capital projects

Filed: 1996

Potential Use: educational services, namely, classes and seminars on management of money.

Filed: 2006

Potential Use: psychological counseling; dietary and nutritional guidance; music therapy for physical, psychological and cognitive purposes; massage; and oncology pharmacy consulting.

Filed: 2008

Potential Use: health care services.

Filed: 2010

Potential Use: Charitable foundation services, namely, providing fundraising services for the purpose of granting gifts of money and/or property to the State University of Iowa for use in its research and educational activities; philanthropic services concerning monetary donations.

Filed: 2014

Potential Use: Charitable foundation services, namely, providing fundraising services for the purpose of granting gifts of money and/or property to the state University of Iowa for use in its research and educational activities; philanthropic services concerning monetary donations.