Footnote
Your regular writer put off today’s Footnote long enough that The Chronicle’s Andrew Mytelka had to bail him out with the following contribution.
Summers offer ripe crops of academic illusion, as professors dream of wrapping up books and recasting syllabi at the same time administrators imagine completing strategic plans, budgets, and board presentations. This happens, of course, all while recharging their batteries from a relentless academic year, and preparing for whatever the fall portends.
The remedy to such illusions, I’ve learned after a lifetime of practice, is procrastination. Not your garden-variety procrastination involving TV reruns, online shopping, and rereading the Harry Potter series. I’m talking about what a Chronicle columnist described in 2005 as “productive procrastination” and what a 2012 columnist called “the good kind of procrastination.” But perhaps the epitome of all lessons in the art of “structured procrastination” appeared in a 1996 piece titled “How to Procrastinate and Still Get Things Done.” Its author, John R. Perry, then a philosophy professor at Stanford, won an Ig Nobel Prize in 2011 for having explained how “the procrastinator can be motivated to do difficult, timely, and important tasks, as long as these tasks are a way of not doing something more important.”
I recognize, of course, that if you have read this far in the Footnote, you are unlikely to need any guidance at all in procrastination. For what are you doing, except delaying the start of your workday, by reading this?
Still, I’m grateful for your attention. And in the spirit of full disclosure, I’d like to point out that I’d planned to write about Perry’s essay in 2021, to mark its 25th anniversary. But then the pandemic happened, and personal and professional commitments intruded, and before I knew it, it was 2024.
The experience was a full realization of the principles outlined by my colleague Eric Hoover in a 2005 article about research on chronic dawdlers, especially on campuses, those “hothouses of procrastination.” Its title: “Tomorrow, I Love Ya!”