Comings and goings
- Dean Pribbenow, vice president for academic affairs and dean of the faculty at Elmhurst University, has been named president of Millikin University.
- Jessica Lang, dean of the Weissman School of Arts and Sciences at City University of New York Bernard M. Baruch College, has been named the inaugural dean of arts and sciences at Fordham University.
- Jeremy C. Young, director of state and higher-education policy at PEN America, has stepped down.
- Kimberly R. Moffitt, dean of the College of Arts, Humanities, and Social Sciences and a professor of language, literacy, and culture at the University of Maryland-Baltimore County, has been named dean of the Cathy Hughes School of Communications at Howard University.
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Footnote
College football’s boosters may think the competition, traditions, and school spirit make the sport almost paradise. But in somebody’s eyes, numerous downsides are competing to be the worst thing about the Saturday extravaganzas.
There’s the unfair playing field that’s had big-money programs paying to beat up on small institutions. The serious injury risks to the players. The shameless corporate preening. The animals paraded as mascots before thousands of people. The abuse scandals. The surge of gambling and related harassment of athletes.
Holding out for a hero to fix the game? Fear not, one major program’s head coach has identified the real problem underlying college football’s cultural woes: dancing.
Rich Rodriguez, West Virginia University’s newly hired retread football coach, said he’s banning his football players from dancing on TikTok.
“We try to have a hard edge, whatever, and you’re in your tights dancing on TikTok,” Rodriguez said, according to Men’s Journal. “It ain’t quite the image of our program that I want.”
Let’s hear it for the boy. Lest you think Rodriguez is being too restrictive, know that he has no problem with former players dancing in the sheets.
“Twenty years from now if they want to be sitting in their pajamas in their basement eating Cheetos and watching TikTok, whatever the hell,” Rodriguez continued. “They can go at it. Smoking cannabis, whatever. I mean, knock yourself out. I hope our focus can be on winning football games. How about let’s win the football game and not worry about winning the TikTok.”
I’m free to say that heaven helps the man who helps his team avoid the scourge of the “Renegade” and “All About Cake” choreography. The ban on dancing will surely have Rodriquez’s team ready to play fast and footloose.