Transitions
- Mark D. West, former dean of the University of Michigan Law School, has been named provost at Washington University in St. Louis.
- John C.P. Goldberg, interim dean of Harvard Law School since March 2024, will assume the permanent role.
- Kumar Venkitanarayanan, a professor of animal science at the University of Connecticut, has been named interim dean of the College of Agriculture, Health, and Natural Resources.
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Footnote
Seven people recently gathered around a picnic table at a family vacation in a wooded camp: A recent high-school graduate preparing to enroll in a U.S. service academy, a young scholar pursuing her bachelor’s degree, a recent college graduate, another recent college graduate who is about to begin a master’s program, a graphic designer employed by a college, a master’s-degree holder who works for a financial behemoth, and your Daily Briefing scribe.
They assembled to play Publish or Perish, a party game that lovingly skewers the world of academe. Collect cards — “idea,” “data,” and the like — then cash them in to publish manuscripts such as the one pictured above.
Rack up manuscript-citation points that are needed to win the game. Along the way, enjoy a boost from a rare productive workshop, or face setbacks from jealous colleagues who seethe as they’re required to clap and congratulate you with each publication.
Some players initially hesitated to take time from their hard-earned vacations to try to climb this fictional ivory tower. But their resistance began to melt with the sardonic instructions, then seemed to evaporate further with each satirical card. When it came time to give final one-minute defenses, even the most reserved players sought to speak for the customary three minutes.
Interrupted briefly by another camp activity, players insisted on preserving the game state so that they could return to finish the match. The master’s-degree holder who works for a big bank even offered high praise during this unscheduled interregnum, deeming the game “alright.”
The identity of the ultimate winner shall remain anonymous, in keeping with the design of this sociological research … and the fact that your Daily Briefing scribe refuses to give public credit to the players who elbowed him out of the way with voluminous but derivative publications.
Conflict-of-interest statement: Max Bai, creator of Publish or Perish, provided a complimentary copy of the game and an expansion pack for review. The expansion pack was not used in the research above.
Opportunities for future research into the expansion pack exist and could appear in a future Footnote.